I am unemployed - and I thought to myself, "Self, there are people who write greeting cards and stuff. I think they might get paid like 2 dollars an hour for it."
Today I tried my hand at writing some greeting cards and postcards.
It mostly degenerated into me bestowing captions on a ton of stock photos using MS paint. They are the quality of greeting cards you can buy at the 99 cent store.
They came out absurdly.
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| A birthday card for people who are getting old. May also double as a thinking of you card for people in rehab. |
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| Tell your friends that you went camping without them - so they can all be glad that they did not go with you and that they do not smell like campfire smoke. |
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| It sounds a little bit like the gorse bush is the one who is there for me when I do stupid things. Grammar = needs practice. |
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| Probably the worst smelling thing at the zoo- but then lots of things smell bad at the zoo. |
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| Somewhere a greeting card writer sends cries for help via the cheap greeting cards that he writes everyday for 14 hours. |
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| Actually I think I usually do mean this when I whine about wanting to be somewhere else. |
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| - Ron Weasley |
annnnd I need a job.
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