Today it is my pleasure to introduce:
The principle is this:
Sometimes huge buff dudes like to order sweet girly drinks at the bar and absolutely hate whiskey.
Sometimes one knows all the words to various Ke$ha and Katy Perry songs, though they are educated individuals (ahem this one has nothing to do with me I swear).
Life is like a bunch of Corn dogs, they are crap but I ate five anyway.
Here is how to properly utilize this principle to your advantage:
For example:"I like twilight... Corn dog principle"
" I like the Faerie Queene...Corn dog princple."
"I like Northanger Abbey ...Corn dog principle"
What are your Corn dogs?
I have no idea why that sounds wrong but it does, and I like that it does. I am leaving it there.