I recently got a new pair of running shoes and I decided to share with you how I feel about them.
First of all I feel like I have gained athletic ability just because of how shiny they are.
But I have psychological drama about them getting dirty.
My ODC self and my Sane self find this to be a trying time.
I end up making special efforts to avoid puddles and other junk and I constantly hear a tiny nagging voice telling me not to get anything on my shoes.
Then when I finally scuff them up.
I feel tortured and relieved at the same time.