How I Feel About New Shoes

I recently got a new pair of running shoes and I decided to share with you how I feel about them. 

First of all I feel like I have gained athletic ability just because of how shiny they are.

But I have psychological drama about them getting dirty. 

My ODC self and my Sane self find this to be a trying time.

I end up making special efforts to avoid puddles and other junk and I constantly hear a tiny nagging voice telling me not to get anything on my shoes.

 Then when I finally scuff them up.

I feel tortured and relieved at the same time.