Sometimes you want two and a half pieces of chocolate.
But you can't break one piece in half.
So you say to yourself, "I will just eat half of it and then put the other half... somewhere."
And then you say, "that somewhere is in my mouth."
And all of a sudden you have eaten a 1 pound bar of chocolate from Trader Joe's.
Because sometimes I want to share tiny things like recent experiences with chocolate with the internet. They are not full blown Sunday posts, they are instants, blips of me. Teaspoons of absurdity.
Yeah this is what twitter is for but sometimes all that text doesn't fit into a tweet. Be quiet technologically savvy hooligans.