McDonald's: Adventures of a little Seize the Absurd

In which I tell a tale of my early childhood:

Poor little city-slicker that I was - I was elated to see a farm and devastated when we got there and there weren't pigs and goats everywhere.
Also I did have hair then I just am too lazy to try and make myself look like a little blonde kid. The teddy bear on the other hand is Winnie the Pooh and he really did attend all the shenanigans with me.