Please send this message to all of the spiders that you know and I am sure that this problem will be cleared up immediately! I have added a chart just in case the spiders have some questions.
P.S. Letter also applies to cockroaches. Thanks.
This request is brought to you by teaching a class in an old church's reception hall.
A recipe for personal challenge and critter heebie jeebies:
If you think that you are a strong person who can deal with the challenges of life and maybe pick up heavy things then you will enjoy my favorite recipe for finding out that: 1. you are in fact a coward and 2. you would like other people to smush offending things for you
Pairs well with a side of bug and arachnid related nightmares.
Ingredients:
1 Large Black Widow
Killed by me without hesitation. Hey, I am a champ! I am up to any challenge.
