Monday, August 19, 2013

Tired and Ire.

Anger and I have a special relationship.

Things that make me mad:
  • forgets lunch-
    • Response: I am followed around by an Eeyore-esque rain cloud of gloom and doom. Even when not hungry - it appears that food is the light and joy of my life, but then we already knew that.
  • I meet a Jr. High kid that likes twilight---
    • Response:  weeping and gnashing of teeth / sackcloth and ashes
  • someone wakes me up from a deep sleep -

During college I worked the breakfast shift in the kitchen so I had to get up at 5:45 every weekday morning- thusly I was always going to be early and people were always waking me up by talking loudly in the hallway right outside my dorm room. 

check out my pink pajamas and swearing teddy bear. 


  1. •someone wakes me up from a deep sleep -

    This. SO MUCH THIS. It gets very bad when my husband is coming off of his 2 day break between shifts and his alarm goes off 4 FREAKING TIMES BETWEEN 5:00 AND 6:00.

    At that monment, I should be thinking "Oh,it's fine. He's going to work to provide for us and la la la, hearts and rainbows, 'til death do us part". Instead, all I can think of is "'Til death to us part and I'm burying the alarm clock with him. Murder. Death. Kill."

    I am so not a morning person. Sleep and I have a long love affair and I'm not going to be the one to break up with it anytime soon.

  2. Ha! I can see you yelling "LITERALLY DEATH IS GOING TO PART US RIGHT NOW!" - I was that annoying person who had to get up at the crack of dawn to go to a work shift. My roomate is a person of infinite patience.
    However I evolved a nifty trick which is that I will wake up to an alarm clock the FIRST time it goes off.
    I was mostly mad at people who would keep me up past my bedtime. Which was 10 o'clock. Yes I am elderly.