Today I tried my hand at writing some greeting cards and postcards.
It mostly degenerated into me bestowing captions on a ton of stock photos using MS paint. They are the quality of greeting cards you can buy at the 99 cent store.
They came out absurdly.
|A birthday card for people who are getting old. May also double as a thinking of you card for people in rehab.|
|Tell your friends that you went camping without them - so they can all be glad that they did not go with you and that they do not smell like campfire smoke.|
|It sounds a little bit like the gorse bush is the one who is there for me when I do stupid things. Grammar = needs practice.|
|Probably the worst smelling thing at the zoo- but then lots of things smell bad at the zoo.|
|Somewhere a greeting card writer sends cries for help via the cheap greeting cards that he writes everyday for 14 hours.|
|Actually I think I usually do mean this when I whine about wanting to be somewhere else.|
|- Ron Weasley|
annnnd I need a job.