No really. Chocolate advent calendars caused me a significant amount of distress.
In other post related news: I do not advise looking up torture on Google.
And for good measure here is a post on the twelve days of Christmas that I did last year.
I am still proud of it even though it looks horrible: http://seizetheabsurd.blogspot.com/2012/12/the-twelve-days-of-cussmas.html