Paint is tasty.

Some people spend years building up immunity to poisons of various sorts. By taking tiny doeses of it.
I have consumed vast amounts of paint in tiny quantities. So I am pretty sure that I would be completely unaffected by large gobs of the stuff.
HA! All the people trying to slip various paint substances into my food stuffs will not succeed in killing me off!

Maybe I have already been effected.
Me at work.

working working...and then I stick the paint brush in the coffee cup...

 

Yum paint coffee.