One should never pass up and opportunity to dance to the grocery store music. Especially if you can balance a milk jug on your head.
Even more atrocious is being bombarded by various magazines which surround the checkout line.
I call this the gauntlet of celebrity gossip.
All the stars come out of the magazines and start yelling stuff at you in all caps.
Tom and Katie are splits-ville: 5 gazillion photos of them to follow immediately.
Which reminds me
All of this reminds me that I like Time and National Geographic. I should probably stop complaining about Time, even though they included Kant and Newton in the "100 most influential people" ...geniuses who taunt me even from the grave.